Ironically enough we occasionally have hawks in our neighborhood, even had one sitting on the back deck railing once. And have seen them feasting on pigeons a couple times, but not rats. Yet.
Re. firearms - I suggested to my wife that she get a super soaker, she didn't go for it.
The weirdest thing is that until I came across that doggie vest, I’d never even stopped to consider whether Rob Halford was scared of being attacked by birds of prey back in the ‘80’s
It might be, but I'm a couple of life science classes short of being able to come up with that many jokes about viruses. Also, I know it's been five years, but is it still too soon for virus jokes? Not sure
Ironically enough we occasionally have hawks in our neighborhood, even had one sitting on the back deck railing once. And have seen them feasting on pigeons a couple times, but not rats. Yet.
Re. firearms - I suggested to my wife that she get a super soaker, she didn't go for it.
Just get a bobcat. Tell neighbor its just a large housecat. They eat rodents and maybe small pesty dogs
(Pigeons-the fun middle bit)+air rifles = problem solved
Or
Cats+ladders = problem solved
Or
Flamethrowers?
Have I gone too far?
I hate pigeons.
I love the thought of the small dog in the Rob Halford outfit. I'm having images of "Screaming for Vengeance" in my head.
The weirdest thing is that until I came across that doggie vest, I’d never even stopped to consider whether Rob Halford was scared of being attacked by birds of prey back in the ‘80’s
Would a virus be more efficient?
It might be, but I'm a couple of life science classes short of being able to come up with that many jokes about viruses. Also, I know it's been five years, but is it still too soon for virus jokes? Not sure