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May 14Liked by Geoff Rodkey

So religion is a bit like lima beans and Taco Bell. If you grew up thinking that Lima beans were the only source of food then I suppose you were born into Lima beans… then one day you see the Taco Bell value menu and you choose to abandon the Lima beans of your youth.

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Yeah, that's pretty much it

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May 14Liked by Geoff Rodkey

I am not kidding when I say that I just placed an order for a chainsaw the day before this was published. Thank you for validating my beliefs.

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They're so much fun! Also deadly. READ THE MANUAL. Ryobi's has a whole glossary of terms for the different ways you can accidentally kill yourself while using them.

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